saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes
They did unspeakable things to her
when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with my dad to go home i was like “dad, i’m pregnant” and he hit he breaks and looked at me so mortified for about 5 minutes and then said “rin you’re fucking six years old” and then kept driving
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
here’s a gentle reminder to please not feed ducks bread because it is not good for the ducks and if you want an alternative food to offer you can give them cut grapes or defrosted frozen peas/corn :-)
On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?